Beta(s): laralee88, of_anoesis, Brandy
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(Highlight to View) Prompt: Short term memory loss… ever seen Finding Nemo? I would like to meet Dory!Hermione. After the battle, Snape is just looking to get on with his life. Hermione, hexed in the last few moments of the battle, only remembers that she feels admiration and gratitude towards this forbidding man. Try what he may, he can't shake her off. In the end perhaps he will find that he does not want to (SS/HG or SS&HG).
Note: I think my funny bone broke when it came to writing this fic! I wanted to do this prompt justice and come up with a rip-roaring comedy, but alas, it was not to be. Muses sometimes have other things in mind, and mine was adamant when it came to this fic. She demanded a serious bit of fluff. sixpence_jones, thank you for the lovely prompt. It still makes me giggle. I hope the two whole words of Welsh is this are correct. If they are not, remember you are my resident Welsh expert, and I was flying solo! But hey, it's the thought that counts. Right?! To all my betas, cheerleaders, and brit-picker: THANK YOU! My dear friends, you stuck by me through the many false starts and helped me find the story that wanted to be told. It wouldn't be here without you, and I suspect neither would I! The characters and canon situations in the following story belong solely to J.K. Rowling, Scholastic, and WB. I am not making any money from the publishing or writing of this story.
Summary: In this one wild fall down the shifting staircases of Hogwarts, with the eyes of the student body looking on, something sparks to life, and it will leave every understanding the world has ever had of him and of the girl who is Hermione Granger completely and utterly invalid.