Beta(s): linlawless, proulxes
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(Highlight to View) Prompt: EWE Crookshanks can read and write due to some sort of magical event/prank/mishap/whatever. However, Crookshanks remains a half-kneazle: loyal, demanding, and probably opinionated. How this impacts the Hermione/Severus dynamic is up to you.
Summary: Crookshanks, with a little help from a spectral mentor, does a little matchmaking.