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Note: Huge thanks to my wonderful beta Elfyna, who went out of her way to make sure this reaches you in a vastly more polished state than before. Thanks also to the lovely mod for running the fest again.
Summary: Beware of Slytherins, even if they're bearing gifts. Especially if they're bearing gifts.